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Human Crap

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$8008135.00/day

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$45762.86/day

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$32034.00/day

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Human Crap

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Real human crap! It is crap that was expelled from an authentic human digestive tract! Rub it on your chest, put it in your mouth, shove it up your butt and poop it out all over again: the possibilities are endless! CEO Chaz Englander: 'Wow! Just Wow! I like to take a piece and keep it under my bottom lip so I can taste it all day, reminds me of all the hot baseball players I used to masterbate to before I started dating them IRL! Dreams do...

come true if you work hard and exploit other people! This product is the shit!'

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Location

787 (Austin)

Item owned by Chaz

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5.0

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Hi I'm Chaz and welcome to my website, Crap Llama. We don't have many users so we resort to buying out other failed rental companies and then reactivating their old user's accounts and posts without their knowledge, even if they thought it was disabl...

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Colleen

12 Aug 20

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Got me moving at home!

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Colleen

12 Aug 20

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Very friendly, respectful of social distancing, easy to work with !

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Human Crap

Chaz in Austin

5.0

star

(2)

Daily

$8008135.00/day

7 Days +

$45762.86/day

30 Days +

$32034.00/day

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